People perform some dumb things, plus some of the dumbest everything has been crimes committed intoxicated by alcohol as well as for the sake of more beer. Here are a few of the stupidest things individuals have done this past year.
The first story doesn't even range from US, but from Zambia, instead. Here, two men were accused and tried for stealing 50 liters of beer - that isn't quite three 12-ounce bottles - in addition to several other items from area homes. The men put together guilty - and sentenced to two years in prison for his or her crime.
In Florida, another man was arrested for impersonating a police officer. He wore a fake badge and carried a gun inside a holster. The man apparently installed flashing green lights along with his car and began pulling drivers over on the highway. He would then inquire if they had any drugs or alcohol in it - apparently so that they can get more for himself.
There would be a man in Daytona Beach who allowed anyone to borrow his truck to take a beer run. The motive force never returned, and the truck owner claimed he had been carjacked while he was greater than a little embarrassed about losing his truck simply to get a a bit more beer.
Perhaps easily the funniest (and saddest) story of the season is the teen from Nebraska arrested for DUI with a breathalyzer costume. The teenager was stopped for suspected driving under the influence, and was faced with DUI, in addition to possessing alcohol like a minor. No charges were pressed over his selection of attire, although it is a bit ironic.
A drunk fan of vampire fiction was arrested attempting to break into an Ohio convenience store for additional beer. When cornered, the suspect attempted to convince police he was actually a vampire and would drink their blood. Apparently, within the ride towards the station, he tried to convince a lady officer to allow him to snack on her kidney. The officer wasn't helpful.
In Albuquerque, a guy has robbed 12 different stores within Ten days, and stolen 30 packs of beer, automotive parts, tools and other strange items.
Remember, beer ought to be enjoyed legally - these rather stupid criminals can all teach us a lesson, as well as help us enjoy our preferred brews a little more, knowing that the majority of us at least, possess the brains to avoid stupid things.
Poto Cervesia,Dustin Canestorp
Dustin Canestorp may be the Founder and General from the Beer Army. Join the ranks from the Beer Army at BeerArmy.com. Have a stand and allow the world know your situation. If you are going to drink, drink BEER!
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